Atlassian

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Reorgs are the name of the game, clueless overpaid management. Memes as the company's values. Hiring sprees to justify the need of the leeching department. Firings as remedies (hits and misses for the lol). The fact you were here says something about your integrity as well as your engineering skills.

Keep leeching off the sinking ship. Watch the stock like a hawk and bail before it's completely underwater with those 'peasants.' After all, who needs ethics when there's profit to be made, right?