MathWorks

Breakfast is free. You can get that in some other places as well.

Core Values (real skills):

• Continuous Improvement and the Pursuit of Excellence: Kill anyone who believes in this. Use design reviews as a forum to undermine creativity. Question intent and attack personality.

• Respect and Invest: Respect yourself only and make sure newcomers don't know about internal trainings.

• Rational Workplace: Kill anyone who demands rationalization with "MathWorks way" or even "Jack's way".

• Learning and Self-Improvement: Make sure your financial self improves. Poor sales guys and developers are supposed to work for our improvement ;).

• Credibility and Integrity: Make credibility by managing perception. Make sure your boss is happy with few peers talking good about you. Results don't matter. Anything screwed up can always be defended.

Integrity: It's purposely kept as the last value. This implies that if integrity is lost for achieving other values, it's not an issue.

Plan for the next 5-year trip to Hawaii.