Siemens

The electric hob in my kitchen has never failed yet.

Arrogance aplenty from a side hustle company fitting meters. The business is basically run through WhatsApp groups, and if you have ever worked for something this unprofessional before, you will know exactly what to expect. The fact that a tech company still has you filling in an asset book with a pen on each job because their own systems lose important data is shake-head-worthy.

Do not be fooled by the big brand name; this is a Mickey Mouse offshoot that I am not convinced will last more than a few years. Promises of upskilling and EV charging are nowhere to be seen once you sign up. You just go out there into the big, wide world and try your best to do the five difficult jobs you will be battered with for your duration.

None of the suggestions so far have even been listened to, so this part is pointless.