I applied through a recruiter. The process took 2 weeks.

Starts off with a phone screen followed by a take home coding challenge, which consisted of manipulating plain text nodes (a little impractical but okay). If successful you move onto an interview with one of the engineering managers. This had to be one of the most bizarre and unprofessional experiences I've ever had yet.

Basically you're tasked to give an 1h 30min oral history of your entire resume dating back to your very first job of 10 years ago. All the while I was constantly interrupted by the manager so he could take down notes on every other breath. A few days later I was informed that they wouldn't be moving forward.

You have to ask yourself, if by the 3rd round the resume experience was the problem, why waste each other's time with such an already drawn out process? The subsequent rounds sounded just as mechanical, which makes me thankful it didn't go any further than it did.

Formatting, manipulating, and inserting plain text nodes.

Give me a complete rundown of your entire work history.