Pros: Lots of things to work on. Many ways to make an impact. Lots of fantastic perks.

Cons: Limited scope. Lots of things to work on.

Pros: Free breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Pay is pretty good. Well, you don’t die like in Squid Game; you’re just laid off.

Cons: Everything else Condense sucks. Unreadable code, written by those who don’t want to give their job away, so intentionally confusing. Managers who were at the right place at the right time. Mine literally got LUCKY with right timing and very limited experience. Directors even dumber — applied once every year for the past 20 years and finally made it into Meta. So they hold onto the role like there’s no tomorrow. Colleagues, Squid Game-style competition. Work is meaningless — like a piece of crap wrapped in sweet chocolate, so you only see the chocolate at first. Stress cultures — if you’re not stressed, you will be second-hand stressed, oh yeah! Everything is done with stress — it’s like replacing the coffee in the morning because coffee is free. None of the projects here make any technical sense. 2+2=5 because John said so.

Pros: Good pay with this company.

Cons: Not many dogs around the office.