Nvidia

Technically skilled people. Good pay. Flexible work hours. You don't have to be at work to work until 2 am. They give you laptops and remote login. Imagine staying back every night until 2 am and the logistics. It would have been a nightmare without flexi hours and the laptop VPN access!

Favoritism, pretence, and dishonesty.

Chairs are designed to give a backache. Whoa, what a strategy to weed out people with a backbone!

You will be on the receiving end of the stick until you master the following skills:

• Keep your honesty at home, learn to say yes, and admire your boss.
• Learn some yoga that makes people wonder if you have a backbone at all.
• Learn to use 'awesome,' 'amazing,' 'wonderful,' and 'great' once in every alternate sentence.

Oops, I forgot to use one of those adjectives for three sentences. I am awesome. (Yes, that's acceptable. No, wrong. It's actually expected.)

You are awesome. (That's what I'm supposed to say. Yeah, I'm learning, dude, get off my back.) Okay, okay. You are great, wonderful as well.