IBM

You can potentially work on a wide variety of projects. Decent benefits. Flexibility to work from home.

• You're expected to be on call 24/7.
• Software and hardware development jobs are continually moved offshore.
• Planners are more valued than workers.
• If you're good at your job, your manager tries to keep you forever.

• Get rid of at least 50% of the management chain.
• When a manager is rated poorly by their employees, fire them, don't promote them.
• Focus on raising revenue instead of cutting costs.
• If you're going to have a layoff, have a press release.